I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?

Heating up a mug of water in the microwave is fine. I don’t get why people are so snobby about this. The water doesn’t care where the heat energy comes from.

If the grime is thick enough, you can just peel it off in one layer like a crusty tortilla

Listening the trainer

Costco sells a big jar of garlic-stuffed green olives and I have to ration my daily intake or I’ll destroy the jar in no time

I don’t care if they’re big, as long as they’re real

Unfortunately, it’s more like this

Almonds have an odd number of teats?

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It was Mario, represented by a dirty spot or water droplet on the window, who would be made to jump over things by moving my head up and down

I’m really curious how you got that number? I guess eye sockets aren’t counted, as topologically with how many of the tubes connect, it’s probably something weird.

I just assumed it was gibberish similar to “ziggy zig ah”

The extra layer to this is using a pic of the show with Bob Barker, even though Drew Carrey will be coming up on 18 years hosting the show this fall.

were? Why’d you stop?

Not even balloons are safe from carcinisation

It is economy

He was starting to think it, and now he knows.