yep. to add: that stuff you can spray on your windshield and the fabric softener you use on your clothes both make water hydrophobic. it doesn’t mean that the water is afraid of the substance. the suffix means to be averse to or repelled by something.

clippyGPT is a real thing. a real, unholy thing.

Step 1: Don’t read books that say they’ll teach you how to make friends

Step 2: Kill a fellow inmate

nah, back then you still had to wear your pantaloons

i hear you can check in any time you want

it’s all fun and games until you start wearing them

Lori’s bridge now

fuck. you.

oh, my alcoholic heart

i have two “conures”, and i’m convinced that they’re just hyperactive, autistic, perpetual children in disguise

honest question: who shares a meme for a decade? why? what’s the inside joke? what’s it like to have “friends”?

i feel like this guy might be in charge of my country in a few years

to me, this looks more like how they’d stylize their own names while doodling in their trapper keepers

suckle at the motherboard

"oh! i’m sorry, do you want the office in the corner? here’s the key to the executive shitter. anything else we can do for your shareh- um, i mean father?

it’s a tragedy

What’s Your, Problem?

edit - “You’re”

new what?

is she single?

yeah.

POV okay but just the tits