You have to be a special kind of stupid to buy an internet connected toothbrush.

As one should.

Always lie to cops.

I grew up in America and I can confirm, Americans are very dumb.

Eww, religion is gross.

The only proper way to talk to cops. Side note make sure your contempt for them is obvious.

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The longer they are indisposed the longer they aren’t destroying families. It’s not difficult to understand.

And sometimes it even has nothing to do with me sticking my foot out when they run by…

bleach will do some interesting things

Sugar in the gas tank will not ruin the engine, the most it will do is maybe clog the fuel filter.

Bleach on the other hand is an Oxidizer, it will cause certain metals to rust extremely fast…

Wacky wheels was my jam

Fair question, my father had many health problems so everyone was well aware that the end was near. This gave everyone plenty of time to say good bye and so on which was really very bitter sweet.

It also gave him ample time to prepare. He wrote everyone a letter that was to be handed to the appropriate person after his death. His usual personality of outright silliness and wanton disrespect for decorum was all over those letters. As a result there were people at the funeral laughing at his corny ass jokes as if he were there telling them.

I still have mine and I read it when I miss him.

My dad was always that friend, he made people laugh at every funeral hes been to, including his own.

Immediately discount something someone says based on (assumed) gender while completely ignoring a call for equality demonstrated the issue I was pointing out quite nicely. Thanks for that.

Most modern “feminist” causes are this way, entirely performative. If they actually wanted equality people would push for some sort of egalitarianism instead of hiding behind this gendered nonsense.

The janky animation was so off putting I never managed to actually watch that movie.

LOL I thought the same thing, plus they don’t actually look all that great they look like shitty pre-made gas station doughnuts so they are mediocre at best.

Bluesky really streamlined the process.