Can’t change something if you don’t know about it

Self deprecating humor doesn’t get the respect it deserves on Lemmy.

If you’re not cringe about your spouse you’re missing out.

I’m not a racist, but seven doesn’t feel like a prime number.

The other side: “I kept trying to flirt with this guy at the gym, and he was NOT taking the hint. I wish men would just say what they want, instead of leading me on.”

The first ones

ISO 8601 for life

Instructions were quite clear. You just need a bigger gun.

you’ll break your left leg, your right leg, your left arm,

To the death?

No, to the pain.

Because you’re a big boy and don’t need to be pandered to.

If you’re not using your company to kill Americans for shareholder profit, why would you think it’s about you?

Because you’re not the problem so you’re not the target. The world isn’t always about you.

Lol. You think it’s about you and your cute little “business”.

An ultimatum is you have to do x. A boundary is “I won’t do x”

I won’t go on a trip if there’s no snacks.

Some people will phase ultimatums as boundaries to manipulate, but this isn’t that.

It’s ok to have boundaries. That’s not selfish.

Gotta pick a service where they have an account but deleted the app and don’t use it.

That’s fantastic info. Thank you! Though it sounds like I want to upgrade to thermostatic.

I tried that and it still ends up either freezing or burning, unless I turn the handle all the way on, then half way, then creep it up.

Is that what a bad mixing valve looks like?

Poe’s law got me on this one. I no longer see this viewpoint as extreme enough to be satire

Muslims and Jews cannot eat it

Those are religions, not races.

other minorities can’t afford it nowadays.

Because minorities are poor?

Asians don’t tolerate lactose

Neither do I, but I’m having that ice cream and destroying that toilet.

Stop being weird. It’s unnecessary.

Or, and hear me out, get a job and suck at it.