Exactly. Which is why…

Because Bow Wow was in a movie called Lottery Ticket.

I don’t feel it makes sense to drink the principal sake. Am I Japanese?

Addio and farewell!

Whether it’s this guy or someone else, he is a prince among men, he is a gentleman and a scholar, and he is an instant fucking legend…cooler than the other side of the pillow that I pray he always sleeps soundly atop.

You are literally shaming the bodies of people who have small penises, something that they cannot control which is not any indication of their character.

Body shaming isn’t necessary. We can shame people for things that are within their ability to control.

I’m 5’ 9" and dated a 6’ 3" cis woman for a year. She’d wear six-inch heels when we’d go out. There was no “poor fella” about it, she was an Amazonian knockout, and I got to fuckin’ climb her like a tree.

A relationship isn’t LGBT; a person is. A cishet man who has two bi/pan female partners who date each other isn’t LGBT because his partners are queer.

British people prolly call this “Nuts and Bolts” or something summat.

FTFY

He is 30 now. That was filmed 25 years ago.

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Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

I like how they described that drawing as “life-sized”. I don’t believe them, but it gave me a giggle.

I know someone who’s gonna be really disappointed.

No doubt

Eat it with your hands? Not on my watch.

Did one of the kids die, or did they get Tuvixed?

I grew up in Arlington, TX and can confirm this is true. For our field trip every year, we’d go to the Southwest Airlines warehouse and take the tour. And by “tour”, I mean we’d wait 15 minutes outside while our teacher got our wristbands, and we’d go in and look at the Commodore 64. Then we’d leave and eat our sack lunches.

OH…and the guy didn’t have a mini-bat. It was full size, and any snotty 10-year-old getting his grubby little hands anywhere near ol’ Tandy 400, he’d go “Uh uh uh!” and point at the bat.