Because there are no schools where the right picture was taken.

I had no friends, back in school. I’m happy it’s over!

Can anyone from Iraq confirm?

I mean slashes / instead of colons .

Don’t go with this psycho! He mixes European style order with US style punctuation.

I bet you are the first one to call your “bastards” when something is going on.

Amateurs. Why did you buy all this proprietary software in the first place? Get rid of it. Setup your own cloud services, all with FOSS tools and you’re fine.

At least, Skynet does not discriminate minorities.

The upper one depicts the guys around me. I can go through the lower one, but the result is usually this.

The advertisements would kill me.

Describe the job of a sysadmin in one meme.

Challenge accepted. Gonna apply to CERN next year 😎

Just be at work and look around yourself. Many of your colleagues got their jobs without knowing what’s actually going on. Doesn’t matter what kind of job they have.

You forgot about a gamer’s reflexes. 2 car lengths at 200 km/h are fine. Give or take the condition of your brakes and tires.

Half a meter is fine when I’m in need of bullying away the car blocking the fast lane on the Autobahn. Sometimes they act like they had not rear view mirrors and the road was their own.

What if these 50 people are clowns and all they have is one Fiat Uno?

What about the famous detergent called “Schmand Weg”? It makes the Schmand go away.

This calls for cleaning your bong, GreatestDad#1.

Uh, and to teach blazing responsibly.

Just egg the children trying.

Via task manager? Shutdown command? Or pull the plug?