I mean… I’ve met Glaswegians.

That those are the only counties Americans stereotypically visit.

Which isn’t close to true.

From what I understand it’s what you drink at the family reunion once you run out of cheap beer and need to forget how bad Chicago is.

For anyone who is not from Chicago, Malort is a bitter liquor that tastes like you poured anise through a filter of mud and used motor oil.

That’s weird. I have my browsers set up so if I type my password all that shows up is *******

Is the answer to the questions in the test