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Take a big wad, start rubbing down your body with it and moaning deliriously in front of her.

Dear god, I had one of these. I was driving a 74 Ford pickup with an 8-track and it was the only way to play my music through the single speaker in the dash. High fidelity.

Because NSA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE

So are shitty crops just a thing now, like Instagram tilt?

A beard is for enjoying leftovers later. Get with the program, beardo.

Isn’t normal? Maybe if you never injured them doing things. Knee problems are extremely common, human knees are poorly evolved and prone to injury just by being used.

Backpacking, skiing, horse riding wrecked mine long ago. Now I just try to keep the surrounding muscles fit to hold all the loose shit together.

I doubt there’s a country that doesn’t take deductions for tax on every paycheque. And it’s usually slightly more than you end up owing at the end of the year so they get to use it for half a year.

Doing taxes is basically to get that back, especially if you take advantage of things like retirement savings plans outside of work, or charitable donations that get written off.

Well, I have some bad news for you… it gets worse.

I’ve watched IT Crowd half a dozen times.

I haven’t managed to finish an episode of BBT before I switch it off in disgust.

Weirod.

Think about how old those girls would be now. Probably grandmothers.

On a scale of 1 to Goatse, this is barely a Two Girls, One Cup.

I just wear the biggest penis gourd I can manage to fit on.

Because men can only get one woman pregnant, as the Bible told me.

Have you tried not being unattractive?

I use the Alexandrite version of lemmy.world (https://a.lemmy.world/) and in that you have a hamburger menu at the end of the persons comment, one of the options is block.

I think you can block an instance in your user Settings - Block - Instances.

If you’re using a phone app, it’s going to vary depending on the app.

We’re against genocide so we’ll spare you when the time happens.

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Oh, my sweet summer child.