Only now did I realize this wasn’t some Ai slop post! That’s fucking hilarious!

TIL: The people on the bus are my friends! Yay!

They’re trying with “Quantum Computers” and “Humanoid Robots”. One promises magic and the other slaves, so you see the appeal for investors.

I would love to get some context on this.

Oh, there is so much more you can do with this “functionality”. Welp, anyone who trusts bluesky even an inch better prepare to be deeply disappointed.

Fully agree, the software landscape on Linux is mind blowing.

Every couple of years I try out the latest “assistant”. I ask very simple queries, stuff that you might expect it to be able to handle. It always disappoints hilariously.

Questions where previous assistants consistently and utterly failed: “What’s the weather going to be like today?” “I want to go to [address], using public transport, can you tell me which routes I have to take?” “What are my appointments today?”

You’d think these are pretty obvious use-cases, but every iteration of assistants was completely incapable of getting even close to a satisfying answer. I don’t expect LLMs to fare better this time around.

I think, therfore I SLAM!