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The important thing is to follow in the footsteps of our elders and obliviously cast shade on the next generation(s) (should they be so lucky to exist).

Thanks Mom

It was 2002. There was only one haircut.

Spoken like someone who’s made a harrowing escape or two.

You must have a good disability insurance policy

It looks like this was from back when The Huffington Post was a reliable news agency:

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