Paul. He wasn’t a member of the group, then showed up and changed everything and killed the whole vibe.

I use the facepalm one all the time at work.

Back in my BBS days I enjoyed Trade Wars quite a bit.

We’ve learned enough about Germans in the last few days on Lemmy.

Something everyone should know about the Pope is that he is, in fact, Catholic. If you don’t agree with almost Catholic teachings, you aren’t going to love everything about them.

Christmas as a child: “Oh man… socks.”

Christmas as an adult: “Oh man! Socks!”

I got the 2024 moto razr+ flr my work phone when ATT had it on sale for almost nothing since nobody was buying them

I’d forgotten how satisfying it was to hang up by snapping the phone shut.

I’ve recently really gotten into 3d printing, and I’ve bought the bullet and purchased a pretty nice 3D scanner (Crealty Raptor Pro).

There’s no such thing as too much enough RAM for these scans.

There is a super famous, incredibly mediocre destination BBQ restaurant in Central Texas that is famous for an all-you-can-eat family-style meal. For decades, they only accepted cash. Way, way longer than made sense. Like into the 2020s I think.

Their main menu item was all-you-can eat (hard to quantify number of sales), only members of the family that ran the place were allowed to count the take and the receipts at the end of each shift, and they only took cash.

I fully believe they were either laundering money or evading taxes by under-reporting. But then they opened a few satellite branches, including one at the airport, and started having to be more careful as they expanded.

“Dark green is one of the 7 colors. A helpful redditor says you should kill yourself.”

I wasn’t raised to believe in architectural evolution, and I don’t want that nonsense taught to my kids.

Those in my house will be taught intelligent design.

I like to say that Big Bang Theory was a stupid show about smart people, and Arrested Development was a smart show about stupid people.

I dread calls at work more than anything in life.

Just send a fucking email.

I’m just saying the one key I’d be 100% okay losing is numlock. Turning it off when I’m typing fast can guck up an excel sheet SO fast.

And as great as althea simultaneous editing is kn SharePoint, the necessary saves all your edits live feature of it can be a real problem if you don’t immediately notice a fuckup.

I’m in my 40s and don’t remember the Carter Administration.

numlock disabled

While we’re on the subject of violence…

Do you people never do any actual work on your computers?

I have body parts that are less important to me than my numpad.

You try to take numpads from standard keyboards and I’ll gladly charge that hill.

I was born in 83, and grew up in the time where being a computer need required real work and knowledge of computers.

The things got easier and easier, and then the smartphones came.

These new kids literally don’t know how to search a file directory because they are used to the apps magicing stuff where it needs to be.

Yet, oddly enough, their legitimate journalism arm (Buzzfeed News) was actually pretty great.