aviationeast

Yeh genie I wish my cousin didn’t have no teeth. And fur my secnd wish I wish cousins were in legal to murry. Fur me finaal wish, I wish for a Harley davidnson Turing bike that had nver endin case of bud light in its saddle bag.

I will choose a path that’s clear…

Listen here. I like my berenstienbears and my screaming goats and all the other mass misremembering.

Yeah, I know that was my sister…

Is that a sheep in your goat meme?

Probably used GPS to drive into the lake.

Not on the chart: after death: gained fame and their artwork becomes valuable.

This is even funnier if you believe the conspiracy theory that fallen angels (evil ones) are posing as aliens.

Alright buddy time to get going.

Go ahead, tread on me I dare ya.

Instructions unclear, booted into Dark Souls.

We need new regulations on headlights. 1: make soft white mandatory for non-highbeams. 2: make headlights adjustments and tests part of annual safety inspections so that the highlights on trucks do not shine directly into a sedan’s drivers eyes via the rearview mirror.

Olgaf would have taken it slightly different…

Yes it is doomed to fail. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try, at least help those in need. You know like our prophet/priest/king has told us to.

Is that where you are proud of stabbing a tyrant? The Virginia flag kinda has that covered…

The opposite must be true then: I’ve made only the wrong choices and I somehow won.

Wait that’s what Kirk did on the test… He cheated and got an accommodation. Even the new movies, he kept making the wrong choices and became captain of the enterprise.

Only way you’d see that today is if impractical jokers did a movie

Ah yes kidney stones.

Wait you consider porn actresses women and not things? /s

Should have got with her friends. Friendship never ends.