Mine was a joke about me having Alzheimers

What do you mean? I’ve never this meme before

Is he dropping an album or running for office?

It’s basically Poodee but without the ads, not as original as Pheebo

Gandalf the Grey never did comment publically on this issue, but Gandalf the White just wouldn’t shut up about it because you know how those people are

You never get invited to join a couple’s argument? It’s never fun and you should always decline.

There’s nothing more expensive than free

Do we have an IAmVerySmart community on Lemmy? Because you would fit right in over there. Over here everybody just thinks you’re a smug asshole.

It is in the fires of adversity where the strongest bonds are forged.

The pirate hat has a will of its own. Always remember, my dear, the pirate hat is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be stolen.

Oh thank god, we’re safe then

Actually the only way to stop fascism is by ruining everything people enjoy

I spend my Soros cheques on board games

The bad part is that they support him, whether or not they consider him a real leftist is less important

That’s the neat part, I won’t be around in six months

Vile

If their windows are up they might have guns, we’d better shoot at them pre-emptively.

Oh I’m sorry, are you not prepared to suffer any consequences at all for an important cause? Fucking tourist.

You were supposed to take mushrooms before you touched the grass

It’s actually pretty believable as a Mazda