I wish yummy sexy twink doomguy slayed my demons.

… it’s the smelliest pink taco

Weirdly enough that’s my mom’s high school nickname!

The worse part of getting sand all up in your foreskin and dick hole is pissing out pearls.

What did you post this on, PugJesus?

Haha woman burnt, woman dead, woman ashes and sweep them up!

This gives me a great idea for a classy dick pic.

Yeah when I put mine in the dishwasher I turn the heat off so it doesn’t wreck them.

No that’s a threesome.

I need one of those for my wife.

But only short showers in the country.

The only issue I have with unisex bathrooms is that by the end of the night women’s bathrooms look like a horror movie.

What the fuck is wrong with you if you don’t angrily drink the fucking cup of coffee.

If you’re happy with it that’s all that matters.

Just pointing out the odd choice of pictures.

It’s obviously not a A&W burger or from McDonald’s.

In fact I don’t think either chain had a vegetarian option in the ‘80’s but I could be wrong.

Why does this meme have a veggie burger?

Is it a vegan meme?

And all the neighbors clapped.

My grandma always used to say ‘oysters make them moister.’

Now I want to make a clam chowder buttplug.

I know I’m old because not only am I scared and confused by this generation’s slang but also because I sat on my own balls this evening.

Was this drawn with AI because if it was it would be ironic enough to be hilarious.