If it were me, I would choose the recluse house. No questions asked.

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Do you realize how stupid that sounds? I mean, yes, it makes sense that would be the most common form of suicide, quick and painless, but that like saying all gun owners are suicidal. Me owning a gun doesn’t increase my likelihood to die, it’s just that using a gun is easier than other options when someone does commit suicide, and it makes sense the number of people doing this is so high when you consider anywhere from 10-30% of America’s are diagnosed with depression, and close to half of Americans own a gun.

It’s glorious

What is the target, axolatle with a mini gun?

I find it funny that the odyssey takes just as long, if not longer, than the Trojan war, both of which lasted 20 years.

Insert willy coyote vs acme refrence:

Wasn’t that the same guy who revolted against the french government, got they’re heads cut off, and then got his head cut off?

So…make clothes the old way?

What the fuck did I just read?

I look into it. 5.7 is shorter than a .223 and is a much smaller grain.

Maybe the original was 5.56mm and some dumbass decide “nah, not enough b u l l e t, better make it 5.7mm.”

You come to the internet to relax, you dumb dumb. We come here to scream at eachother for no reason.

Funniest shit I ever seen.

“How dare you assume it’s a fish?”

Well obviously the last 3.

Are you talking about the boston tea party or the Boston massacre? If the tea party, what does that have to do with changing your accent?

I get it.

The only British person who actually knows how to use spices is Gordon Ramsey, and he gets a pass on not using them cause he actually knows how to cook good food.

Trump and andrew?