Lorem ipsum?
Causation (morons can’t spell) = Correlation (morons also say stupid shit that is wrong)
Tl;dr
Achshully, you’re right
Noone will ever need more than 640k of RAM
I’ll take all the liquor and the gun. Leave the rest
The US is going to take gold in every event. Mostly because other countries won’t be allowed to compete or won’t want to.
Grass = Glass? That’s wacist!
It gets worse. Take care of your body
My knees and I have a love/hate relationship. They loved me for about 20 years and I hated on them so much that they no longer work
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
I have about 8 of those. I’m a fucking packrat
Teeth aren’t technically bones
I don’t even live in Florida, but I’d do it for the lulz
“I’m in this post, and I don’t like it”