“I’m in this post, and I don’t like it”

GASP

Lorem ipsum?

Causation (morons can’t spell) = Correlation (morons also say stupid shit that is wrong)

Tl;dr

Sweet dreams

Achshully, you’re right

Noone will ever need more than 640k of RAM

I’ll take all the liquor and the gun. Leave the rest

The US is going to take gold in every event. Mostly because other countries won’t be allowed to compete or won’t want to.

Only if the kid was overweight, though

Grass = Glass? That’s wacist!

It gets worse. Take care of your body

My knees and I have a love/hate relationship. They loved me for about 20 years and I hated on them so much that they no longer work

Make a channel for angry upvotes

Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time

I have about 8 of those. I’m a fucking packrat

Zing!

Teeth aren’t technically bones

I don’t even live in Florida, but I’d do it for the lulz