Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

It says “even a sip”, so I suppose it’s a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it’s diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

Not to mention, most people aren’t going to train enough to be effective. Most people don’t respect deadly objects in their possession enough to learn how to use them safely and effectively. That’s made obvious any time you watch people drive.

Most people would probably do more harm than good trying to stop a mass shooting with their own gun.

Never finished ending slavery, 5/10

The only reason the owning class is able to legally pay so little in taxes is because the owning class has been bribing politicians to create tax loopholes for generations. They’re still taking your money.

I’m so selfish for not wanting to end up in a concentration camp. And the rest of the world is now so much better off with Donald Trump at the helm of the biggest military in the world.

Things are definitely better in places like Ukraine and Gaza. The Trump regime has absolutely had their best interests at heart. /S

Actually, this community is just jam packed with sub, far more than just two.

Ok. But the Dems and Republicans aren’t the same. Like I agree with you that our system is beyond fucked, but that doesn’t mean both of our shitty parties are equally shitty. If you want to pretend like the Obama or Biden administrations were the same as the Trump administration you just as much in a fantasy as someone who thinks the Democrats are actually competent and well-meaning.

Like shit, I’m not pretending like voting is the be-all end-all of civic action: FAR from it. That’s why voting, at best, is harm reduction. But fuck, it’s so goddamn easy, and why would we want to ceade ground for no reason?

Ok yeah. But not voting still enables the fascist. You can still vote for harm reduction, then protest/riot for progress.

The commenter beekirby really wants to fuck a bird in a suit, and just assumes everyone else does too.

Well, we have 50, plus a couple of territories that should be states.

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Oh wow, authoritarianism bad? What a hot take /s

Yeah, because antisemitism is a form of racism. But you could still draw a characture of him without relying on racist tropes.

I’ve never once seen Chinese people in general compared to Winnie the Pooh. Just Xi personally. Are you trying to argue that making a characture of a person in a different ethnic group from you is automatically racist?

That’s the look a cat gives you right after shitting on your bed.

Aside from conservatives, does anyone think the world is controlled by marxists, tankie or otherwise?

It’s when you dress up as Jake to jornk it