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What the fuck is happening in this photo?

The fucking horrors we do. Hey if we give them anaesthetic before we burn out their eyes they seem less distressed. Fucking gross.

But how hard is it to turn a good one bad? You really just need one or two people with money and nothing to do.

My friend literally did it. They did the whole scene at a party. He put a ton of lye on. Made a badass scar, he did have to go to the hospital though.

A hwat?

Aren’t crickets predators? They can be really good. I’m sure they weren’t great to your mom though, sorry.

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I highly doubt that. Women have been voting Democrat in much larger percentages than men for a long time. Not that Democrats are great or anything, but they’re not straight up fascist.

Ever been tested for ADHD?

I started watching horror movies when I was 12. I think that’s a pretty good age. Look at me, I turned out mentally ill and ADHD!

I have been incarcerated in jail several times, and once I went to a maximum security prison to do some work. Jail was by far scarier, and not because I was locked up necessarily. Just the people there. A lot of them were fucking unhinged. Hanging off railings screaming like howler monkeys. Everyone in prison was very polite, they were making a community soup, just hanging out, visiting each other’s cells.

I’m married but if I wasn’t I’d absolutely take a first date to a museum. First of all I love museums, but it gives you something to talk about constantly in order to find common ground and get to deeper subjects.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

I think we should get over hangups like this. Oh well you heard each other piss. Big pissing deal. If one or both of you were shitting that’s just bad date planning. Shit and get off before you go on a date.

Clearly this is a bow message.

I’d say both the swan and the geese are predators. Some of the most dangerous things around (mainly to fish) unless you’re in an area with crocs or gators. I guess they also share space with dangerous snakes and various African and Australian animals but I’m talking more about areas I’ve been.

He handled that dinosaur like a fucking boss.

Just so you know, it is. And Krampus is a better Christmas movie. Show it to young kids for extra fun.

You ever see that monkey fucking with the tiger? Let me see…

Here it is

You’re treading (driving) a dangerous path friend.