Popeballoon?

Why forklift? The current pope isn’t that fat.

You can’t afford it, Lady.

Nah, genders were invented by men to avoid giving birth!

Yeah, lemongrass can do miracles to cholera…

Happened to me today

How do you write this from the grave then?

I don’t see anything you could call a success in that unless you want to be Diogenes, because Diogenes was indeed successful in being Diogenes.

I read how French pronounce numbers. Anyone would cry.

Whadyuwanna, gmman?

Train: Choo-choo! (surpasses)(Pikachu: what?!)

In my culture the “decade” is 10 days, so 100 decades is approximately 3 years.

Yeah, military engineers are often crazy. Good that they don’t make decisions on who will use the trenches and blindages.

Fat? No, but dumb enough to understand my phrase as “each and every without a single exception”. Dumb as an American.

Americans are more fat so they need bigger Pi to keep geometry in touch with reality.

Car dealer: And here I got a solution to your moral dilemma – a mechanical device for your farting needs! Fart-n-ride! Anytime!

And what are you going to do? Catch some crazy guy, tie him to the comically big magnet, roll it around and shout some nonsense? Isn’t this how religion-related stuff is done?

Satire. Ring a bell?

You prefer 1AM post deliveries?

it is finally over

Or is it just a new beginning?..

Oh no, the day is ruined – 3 minutes of trivial and non-heavy work.