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I replaced the vanilla extract with balsamic vinegar and it tasted like a disgusting overcooked salad! Why would you let me do that?

Yeah, I do

I have a shark matrix and it does pretty good, of course it has the same issue with the corners though! I definitely don’t recommend roombas for pet hair, I have a long haired dog and the roomba would usually just roll up the hair into balls and deposit them in random areas on carpet. The shark doesn’t seem to do it (and also has a bristle brush and not rubber, which I anecdotally think is better)

There are mopping robots, I have a Braava by irobot

Be warned: that specific model (M6) cannot clean the inside of corners! I’m sure there are newer (and nicer ones) that can do that, since irobot has been super behind the curve for a long time

On the other hand there are now combo vacuum/mop robots but idk if those mop corners very well since I don’t have one

Here’s what my brain came up with

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 1 5

Crazy lucky, this probably would’ve spawned 3 extra ender pearls

I guess we’ll see what our AI overlords decide

Is this considered chaotic neutral

My friend’s parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that’s super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend’s mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she’ll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

It filters out the microscopic pasta chunks that you get to chew on if you brew it directly in the cup

I could gladly listen to a song 5000 times, but when Spotify stops shuffling my playlist and plays the same 15 songs on repeat every day for a month I start to notice and get a little bothered! Don’t get me started on enhanced shuffle, either

Noticed the meme was censored so I tried my best to fill in the blanks based on the information I had

Hope it helps

I don’t think there are that many ads, even if there were you could easily get rid of them by buying my cool Lemmy adblock that uses AI to recognize clever product placement and cover it up with a picture of dirt!

That was me reading the manual for the PS2 version of Sonic Zero Gravity my friend gave me

I didn’t have a ps2 lmao

East Coast cities have people swerving into the other side of the road because they’re texting and driving, and unfortunately I don’t have a button on my car to tell them to put their phones down in English, only car!

I can kill a mosquito by clapping my hands

The pig would probably think I’m petting it or something

Edit: for the record I mean no ill will, I just thought it was funny to say because well, mosquitos are tiny!

YES

Don’t forget “getting 1 response to your comment”!

Fun fact, some meme generator websites use HTML canvas to show you a preview

Funner fact, you can right click on the canvas and select “copy image” to get a watermark free image (in my experience using imgflip at least)

I’ve got a dog that stays outside most of the time, she will not drink the clean water I set outside if there are any puddles in the mud and gravel

That is mud, you’re drinking mud.