I want to throw my controller against the wall just looking at this.

That’s like piling all your paperwork on your office desk in a giant tower in the order they came in and arguing that’s just as good as sorting them into files and putting them in the cabinet.

CoD 2 was the last one I played, therefor it was peak.

20$ is ridiculous. 1-2 would be reasonable.

Can’t be late if it doesn’t arrive at all.

Mass Effect … It all depends on before or after Reaper invasion.

Mine used to say “can you make the picture on my screen go away?”. The “picture” was always a pop up with very clearly written instructions or questions like “would you like to save before closing?”.

So they actually, provably, lost the ability to recognize writing.

That reminds me, a customer at a place I was working front desk for once managed to shove their money into a small gap between the cash slot and the outer case of a vending machine. I’m talking paper money and it was completely gone, so they really had to work to achieve this. Of course they got mad at me for being unable to open the case or get a technician to do it on a Sunday morning.

show me what you were doing

Nothing! I did nothing! Things just happened!

My mother once threatened to evict me (was still living with them) because I asked her to back up her important files for me to carry them over to the new office computer I had set up for her.

She flat out refused to even attempt it or answer any of my investigative questions. This woman had been using windows computers for work for over 20 years at this point, but the thought of opening an explorer window apparently terrified her so much we got into an actual shouting match over it.

What’s the purpose of bass players?

Well, somebody has to wake up, wash, dress and feed the drummer before practice.

It’s obviously child Jesus. It’s not “Christ’s child”, it’s “Christ (the) child”.

I’m totally calling it “tote Tante” from now on.

Looking back as an adult the origin is clearly racist. But since I sung that in kindergarden myself: We didn’t associate “black man” with a person of colour. When I was 4, I was imagining some creep in a black trenchcoat.

Nah. Corporations aren’t all knowing godlike beings. They are run by stupid people who make mistakes, just like us.

That means it’s working.

Football? Isn’t the season over ?

Boy do I have bad news for you …

Normal people have friends and family and would like to use social media to stay in touch with them.

Normal people stay in touch with their loved ones even if they are not on the same platform. You do not need everyday group chat noise for that.

Oh come on, that’s like “all politicians lie”. There is “I record every millisecond of your private life to sell to anybody with a fat enough wallet” evil and there is “I am raising prices this year because I can” evil. The two are not the same.