I bet you think that was a clever thing to say, don’t you?

You all know that stools exist, right?

That would probably kill him faster.

Easy there, Satan

If anyone is missing the joke, this is probably a reference to Altered Beast, a damn fun beat-em-up from 1988.

“All the Small Things” came out 24 years ago, in 1999. Meaning it came out last millennium!

I remember getting this CD at a virgin records store. We’re getting old, you fuckin whippersnappers.

Ah, this brings back memories. I spent hours doing that to Mario’s face.

Two.

My mother and sister fucking looooove these movies, despite how low effort cookie cutter they are. My favorite game while they’re watching is “count the POC.” The last one we saw together, I got to 1.

WOOHOO exocomics on Lemmy! Subscribed!

Level 4

Containment Class: Keter

Their name is Inigo Moontoya.

I dunno, man. Could be uglier.

Da*

You mean like this majestic bastard?

also relevant

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

I had to manually delete the words duck and ducking from my keyboard dictionary. Now when I talk about ducks, they autocorrect to fucks, and it amuses me every time.

Can confirm, layers don’t exist in some cultures. It’s either tank top or parka. No in between.

This dude’s neck always creeps me out. Makes him look like an earthworm.

Well yeah, I don’t eat food off my furniture.