Pee, in a bottle, on your 30 second break.

Mope.

Nah.

We might end up back at cave dwellers with cancers that kills us at 30, but we’ll maintain a local presence.

A filter doesn’t prevent life on earth continuing, it just stops it contaminating outter space.

That’s dark.

I’m just fucking with ya, I’m old. Walkmans were a thing when I was young, phasing out portable boom boxes that used large non-rechargable D cell batteries… All LEDs were red back then, because it was the only color available. The internet hadn’t been popularised yet, and “yo” was a cool new way to say hello.

Also, are those two circles the display? That’s a pretty cool design. I really like old technology.

What’s the long black cable coming off it?

Slorp was so much better before they changed their name to Bonto. Only young people prefer Bonto, and they’re idiots.

Bonto killed Slorp, Bonto is the only reason it shutdown.

I’m the gum on the carpet.

Now this is a person!

Oh! That explains why things are this way! She’s in-between all these things. Good for her! She’s aging in her own way and it’s wonderful!

How old is this woman, and where does her hairline start? Is she in her 30s or 60s? Is her hair blonde or white?

Dying is censored. Try “no scoped”.

Do the still exist in Trump’s America?

Game dev tutorials I’m only going to watch once.

I have firefox and like 3 windows each with 1000+ tabs.

Frendica, pixel drain, signal! I choose you!

That’s not a Mk. 15 Raytheon Knife Missile - THIS is an Mk 15 Raytheon Knife Missile!

Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.

Mastodon is the preferred alternative.