Watch us make Skynet and have it go rogue because we trained it on the Terminator movies.

Having kept up with the new ones myself, I can only recommend you don’t.

It had to be photoshopped because who the fuck eats peas with pie and chips?

Mushy peas, maybe.

I do have a fondness for the Moore era.

Growing up in the 80s, he was my generation’s Bond, and every bank holiday or Boxing Day movie was nearly always one of his.

The zoom to the scarecrow in Live and Let Die scared the crap out of me as a kid though.

Rewatching, they’re mostly objectively bad. I do have respect for him leaving the role, because being paired with women young enough to be his granddaughter was making him feel icky.

I rewatched them all when Amazon added them a few years back.

There are precious few good Bond films. A lot of them are quite generic, and the later Brosnan movies especially bad. The appearance of Madonna in anything is never a good sign.

What’s most surprising is that there was nearly as big a gap between Spectre and No Time To Die as the entire Brosnan era.

No, the name of the character is just Octopussy.

Presumably she has like eight of them down there. One for every day of the week, and a bonus for special occasions.

One of the films (Thunderball maybe) starts with him raping a nurse.

It’s 39.

What else are they going to spend it on? Content?

Me because I use Sublime Text

Sometimes you’re in the feelings phase, not the solutions phase.

In fairness here, it’s not Nintendo’s fault we let landlords gobble up all our spare money.

Maybe they need to send Luigi to have a word.

Well wait in line then…

The Day Today and Brass Eye put him on the map.

Jam is one of those shows that I doubt many people outside the UK would really get.

That’s a nice fuckin’ duck right there.

Quelle surprise.

Your job is to make ominous notes and scatter them throughout the facility.

Except that one bit where it doesn’t…

It tends to use it after actual jokes though.