Call me when I can play ALL the video games I want to play on Linux and I’ll happily ditch windows.
Hard mode: you aren’t allowed to mention Proton or tell me to abandon video games I like because “Well kernal anticheat is bad and was invented by satan” (it is, I know, I still want to play fortnite occasionally or whatever).
Oh my beloved motherfucking website author, I do in fact remember when websites were good, it was about 15 or 20 years ago… Sob (maybe more depending on who you ask)
To be fair falling down the stairs could very easily kill you if you land wrong.
I mean, when I was a kid my dad wanted me to go outside and forced the issue at times but there was genuinely nothing the fuck out there. I feel that in order for this to work there has to be something out there besides just suburban American hellscape.
When I was a small child I loved Long John Silver’s but now that I’m an adult I tried it once and it was so fucking oily that I feel like if they weren’t in the United States they would be getting invaded by them.
This picture disgusts me so much that I desperately wish I could never see it again.
Frankly I think it’s a bit weird that phones have subsumed actual cameras existing, gettin’ old…
I have a Galaxy Note 9 from the days of yore and it’s beginning to show its age, I need to replace it before it completely shits the bed, but like, what am I supposed to replace it with?
I need a headphone jack, I need it to be powerful enough to run modest phone games to the tune of Arknights and similar, and I want to feel like I have a half decent amount of control over it (no apps I can’t remove within reason)
I need a new phone and I want to cry because it is seeming that the Pixel Pro with Graphene is the best I can do. New phones fucking suck, It’ not about “I need the MAXIMUM PRIVACY 90000” it’s “I want some control, I’m not buying a Samsung ever again due to the mountain of irremovable bloatware”
god they were really just trying anything back then
I like the myth of the police, not actual cops, I like Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz, actual cops can suck a nard
cool not me then
I took a test once and it told me I was a filthy socialist.
It is my core belief that corporations need to be hit with big sticks regularly to keep them in check
I don’t know what a tankie is and at this point I’m afraid to ask.
get sponsorblock look at video over half the runtime is automatically skipped for being non-video garbage
Horrible idea: plugin that rounds all numbers up
My favorite is “I had to hack the website by making a userscript to access the option afforded to EU users and I have no idea if it actually affected anything”
I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.
They said it was sharp, not uh, the opposite of brittle
My current personal hell is
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Now do this again every fucking hour on this service you use all day you fucking cow.