What happens if I stare into the void?

I got the mental image of a guy with a dildo on his desk in much the same way I have a rubber ducky and talking to it about his frustrations.

Well that was a heavy one for a Sunday morning.

“Masturbating formula with Vitamin M”

Award for stupidest thing I’m going to laugh at today.

Devil’s advocate here, nobody wants to break the serial killer out.

There we go, one of the many times I see a divorce starting at Safeway I just hop in, like “yeah Rob, maybe you should be helping with the dishes”.

Well if OOP put an uncensored one up, like I believe in right to be forgotten in theory I just don’t think it’ll ever happen as it just takes one character, or even AI to grab a copy and we’re never going to, in a practical sense have the skynet/statzi combo that’ll stop your image from circulating if you put it online at this point.

An uncut steak? What does this place expect me to do, sear it too?

Agreed to an extent but there’s a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.

That goes under “making up somebody to be mad at” to me.

Much like all of Facebook’s current business they’ve also realized that people don’t need to actually exist in any real capacity to get the outrage addicts to make rage clicks.

Seems like more a venn diagram to me.

Yeah just took one outside and tested it. Makes the dramatic little fireball but none of the jackasses at my high school who burned their eyebrows off with shit like that took the house with them.

I think I have one of those refills around here somewhere and am also pretty sure they’re water based enough to not do that. Other air fresheners though? Hell yeah. Relatively cool flame, as far as fire goes anyway. Like don’t aim it at a couch or curtain and the incident will probably be described more as property damage than burning the building down.

Is that still a thing? Haven’t seen em at even the shadiest places around here.

It might be that I’ve already done the get stoned part (I know, 7am, being a little ambitious with that) but that statue looks way too much like a human made entirely of intestines for me to be comfortable with it.

Were that guaranteed we’d be worshipping gods from before the Greeks.

You definitely end up changing the nature of today’s religious environment.

US cash is mostly cotton IIRC