Shrek

Also the high-heels.

You are still a featherless biped. Also your nail come back, stronger, harder.

I can hear and smell it now… ah yes…

I wish I could find some filters for linux… but none of them seem to work. ;-;

In this case it was more of a miscommunication. IIRC they used “👍” to say, “Yes, I received your text. Hold on a moment while I prepare things”. Something like that… I think that emoji cost the guy something like three-million dollars.

I have a ~29cm pan that’s maybe 3cm too big for large electric stove elements so it’s well seasoned except on the outer 3cm where it can get a bit sticky. I’ve considered buying one of those tiny pans because it would be perfect for cooking 2 or 3 eggs, which is basically the only thing I use the pan for.

There was a legal case in Eastern Canada a short while ago that ruled “👍” is legally binding as an affirmative in terms of a verbal contract.

💅

That must have been a scarring² experience.

but also if you leave them in bright rooms for too long they become toxic and give you stomach cramps and gas.

so i guess gremlins

We could’ve burned this CD hundreds, or millions of times already. It’s impossible to know for sure.

:O I always thought it was a funky looking cd lol

Spotify has already removed Toxicity by System of a Down. It’s back again. :s

sniff my soft, fluffy ass!

The trees are connecting to an open network that monitors local resource availability. The profit incentive is more leaf, big, tall strong.

mfw i bend your mail

>:3

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrored.

Ofc. Maybe I’ll use them too… so far both hosts (postimages and imgbox) have eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

;-; sopuli is brkn me thinks ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;